Anonymous asked:
top six ways to insult boys
baphomeme-archive answered:
- purposefully forget their names
- any time yr talking about anything outside the realm of COD, energy drinks, or football, pause and giggle and say “oh, but sorry - you wouldn’t know anything about this, right? we can change the subject”
- extension on #1: call him by the name of another boy w the same hair color as him. when he protests, laugh and act like he’s trying to trick u
- “hold this.” stop acknowledging him for the remainder of the encounter until it is time to collect you bag/purse/coat/etc
- “sorry, what? i wasn’t listening” rinse and repeat
- tilt yr head. make a cute face. “awwwwww”
the boy tears in the notes are amazing
